There go my beach plans.

$51.74. Ready to get the heck outta this madhouse, @blacktinsoul?

And the award for the most chill, best-dressed shopper goes to this dude. Swagger in spades. #BlackFriday

@blacktinsoul "I look like a woman but I cut like a buffalo..."

The boys, running off the turkey.

My beautiful cousin/goddaughter Carla, rockin' a scarf. I've taught her well.

Me and @blacktinsoul, who punked me. He was in FTL last night; I thought he was in ATL. Good one, young wizard.

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. Watching TV and doing sime last minute baking.

Just thought you'd like to know, @jedmerk, that this is all your fault. It's not half bad, either. :)

Thank you, Ikea, for your $1.06 lunch. Off to the dog park.

@MikeFoster yep. kudos 2 kristen 4 the hook up. luv what u guys r doing. i get asked about the sticker all the tm

Day 3 of sinus/flu/whatever-this-is quarantine. Meds ineffective. Dog showing cries for help. Must get out 2day.

The cousins are sleeping over tonight. There's so much candy here we'll be diabetic by morning.

Getting ready for my cousin's graduation, acting silly with my cousin Amanda.

Good morning, Miami Beach. Enjoying a lazy Thursday morning.

Been so busy the past few days I've barely twittered. Winding down in South Beach with @boydeviaje.

And buenos dias. Meet the one person I don't mind talking to before 8AM. She supplies the drugs. ;)

Hello, ATL. Burgers with the sexy, stylish nerd cousin. His words. Hmmph. K.