Not actually the former Major League pitcher and brilliant baseball analyst. I like Schnuck's donuts, crafty lefthanders, and yelling at Dan McLaughlin.
In case you all had forgotten how much of a badass I was/am:
Here is a picture of me taken back in my hippie days:
Sorry I haven't been tweeting much tonight. I've been spending the 4th with one of the #BFIB.
Hey Cards fans, read this:
Wow, on the same night Carlos Beltran gets hit #2000, I get tweet #3000! Here's a picture to celebrate:
This man has LOOGY written all over him.
Wow just checked the NL Central standings on ESPN.com. Looks like we've got some stiff competition this year!
Hey guys, here's the flyer for my new movie. It's gonna win some awards for sure.
Andy Benes & friends enter a magical animated world! It's like Space Jam, but for kids! Coming this spring on FSN!
Your baseball card collection really isn't complete until you have one of these. And I own all of them.
Check it out! The autographed cards from my giveaway are finally going out in the mail tomorrow!
Here's an email I never expected to receive.
You know it's the third inning when this guy appears out of nowhere with yesterday's news.
The Cards wore these hats in '76. Whaddya say we bring them back?
Look what I got in the mail today! Giveaway coming soon!
We wanted to use this one but producers said no. RT@MattSebek FSN out of crap to talk about. twitpic.com/5cjns4
New Sonic commercial coming soon!
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