There's a 50% chance that 75% of my Tweets are 100% bullshit.
@Terry_World Hey Terry, what do you think of my art? Mickey Mouse pissing a message to Walt Disney.
Mickey Mouse Pisses: "Fuck You Racist Daddy" On Walt Disney Wall.
Happy Friday, now enjoy this pic of my babe GF & good friend Jamie wearing bikinis in my kitchen. 2 shades of fiery red.
Chilling on my rooftop with my good friend Alexa.
Guess who has a girlfriend for the first time in over 4 years? Me. This cutie:
I am in love.
Going on three months of exclusivity, I love her so much... (St. Patty's Day candid <3 )
I'm starting a new @saycheesedie photo series called "Headshots of Insanity". Here's my first one.
New babe on a black 87 Caddy.
Check out my new babe! She's wearing heels, I'm still taller than her ;)
This is why I date chicks born in the 70s.
Older is better.
After just one date this chick is cooking me dinner and giving me a hot oil massage tonight. #winning
Photo of me chilling with punk rock friends in Long Beach last month.
Say Cheese And Die mascot I created from scratch.
That smile doesn't lie--I love booty.
She's whispering "Fuck all them bitches" in my ear.
Gettin' minty fresh with Ericka and Mischa at my birthday party last night.
Look at me, being such a good guy on Facebook.
Why is my ex-cougar killing me with the cuteness of her reading to blind kids? She's 38. Adorable.
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