David

@FacePimp

Survivor of the Alan Titchmarsh gun rampage.

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FML! Double Rainbow died. Only got a tiny glimpse in this picture.

  • 1611 days ago via site
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love this one though. Craft-y.

haaate it

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Stunning.

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You can't take pictures in this "pure party" shop.

Bewareth the Monkey!

I am in no way immature ... Teehee

My Google Maps claim to fame.

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Its with lightsaber... Glow stick thing

For illustrative purposes only... (and further proof I need a job)

  • 1628 days ago via site
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I got a new Potato peeler. This has weirdly enough caused me great happiness.

  • 1633 days ago via site
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I think this thing abused me in my dream :(

  • 1635 days ago via site
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My new friend.

  • 1639 days ago via site
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I have OD'd on chocolate and family irritation

Meet Dave. Not me, the monkey.

Sinister Advert. No Sandra we have NOTHING in common!

  • 1653 days ago via site
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The thumbnail for this video on Facebook is actually hilarious haha

  • 1653 days ago via site
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Nut. Don't even try.

Somebody's Grandparents have been sent this card. Holy Fuck...

  • 1657 days ago via site
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JIZZ.

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