David

@FacePimp

Survivor of the Alan Titchmarsh gun rampage.

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I hope this clears things up.

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Oh Sickney Dean you so funny. #eastenders

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Haha her intestines look like a hairy muff. #vaginas

Spot the creep

Beer Vision.

Even my past can be a smug dickhead!

  • 1584 days ago via site
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Hahaha! Forgot how funny this film is! #mrbean

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Filth! and her cock from the chippy

Getting fucked by kezzamc

All of the notes I took in today's class . . .

  • 1617 days ago via site
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Me in 2 months. #specialkdiet #iwillfitthatreddress

  • 1618 days ago via site
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Is Britney Spears under Dalek control? The answer is yes.

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If the actual console is only for the younger ones to stand around, little kids will be getting kicked out the way

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Was I constipated on Saturday night? Every picture so far seems to suggest so...

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Happy Valentines Day cunts.

  • 1626 days ago via site
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Wtf... Why does this place exist ?!

Hurl! Spew!

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My skull has grown considerably since I was 15, hooray! My hat nae longer fits!

Here's a preview.

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