FN Shorty

@FN_Shorty

Averageish chick of greater than average height. Co-founder, Art Director & Podcast Co-host for notFNcute.com ... My life is kind of epic!

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don't jinx me :-P

#ouch

doing her best wolverine impression over dinner... #steakandbj2012 #notFNcute #fourclaws

My mind went to dirty places...

They love each other.

Look who showed up in South Beach! It's !

Mojitos in South Beach with #lifeisgood

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Oh... Jack... I missed you.

Pinched my finger in the tripod setting up for game night... Thumb blood-blister is not going to make gaming any easier

Bars while not drinking alcohol are significantly less delicious.

I survived hot yoga and I now look like I had epic raunchy sex... #yogaissexy

Bar food on a diet... Everyone else's kale garnish and a seltzer water... #fml

Is that a gallon of massage oil on my desk? Why yes... Yes it it #hatersgonnahate

Sometimes you just need a fortune cookie to give you encouragement... Thanks fortune cookie.

The architecture in Austin is #beautiful! And... #weird... #AustinOrBust

Sooo this is normal to write in your schedule... Right?

I got out of bed this morning and look what crawled up into my spot... #love

is being sexy as fuck right now