You shop at Walmart, I sleep there.
Always good to start a road trip by shattering your only pair of sunglasses.
What kind of guy would put a hooters bumper sticker on the car?? The kind that would put a bubba gump one on also.
Welcome home Evan…now get up and take me outside.
The person next to me is loving the legroom….I however, am not.
Why I asked @meredithb3 to marry me. #seatscammer
Looks like not much has changed for our HS football team @NathanZeder @briangershen….
Thanks for making me feel masculine crew.
Watchin some @michaelkosta on @CGW….liking this @FOXSports1.
Big weekend, @meredithb3 said yes to marrying me, and man do Zeder/Blalocks know how to celebrate!
@khall13 didn’t even wait until lunch to get his first blueberries and cream….
Thanks to the cop who gave me this while I was in the RV on a call, why knock and tell me to move??
Seems about right. @AmerDelic @BrandonBDavis you guys need me to bring up my crocodile mile?
Best rap album I’ve purchased in a long time…
#wale #thegifted #onrepeat
Hey @kevinanderson18, tell Your coach to get one phone and stick with it….my phone has overdosed on GD.
Good news is this exact thing happened for Game 7 of Indiana….
Why my gf dominates. @meredithb3 @Brewbound
Stay #classy buddy.
We only called it athleticDNA cause this was taken….
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