Formerly I made a living on television pretending to be someone vastly more intelligent than I actually am...
Last day of family vacation/living the dream!
Garmin is much nicer to @dannymasterson than tom-tom was to me. This unfortunately is not what men do.
With @JulietteLewis at the happiest place on earth. Yep, when I win the Super Bowl, I'm going to La Boqueria!
I know dad...big ben, parliament...
Look kids! Big Ben, Parliament!
This is my oldest daughter Bella, she says hi.
I see a move to modeling in my future... #SaveEarl
Best place to be in an earthquake...
Urinal in indie film dressing room.
Big ass Tilimook cow. Possibly cowzilla.
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