Freelance film journalist, comedy writer, bon vivant, man about town. I'll write for you! email@example.com
Publicity email for KICK-ASS 2 "fan first screenings." Charming.
My favorite comment on that Gawker article:
Confirmed: @Netflix is not interested in acquiring new DVD subscribers.
haha RT @realDonaldTrump: China is building 50 brand new airports while our country continues to rott!
Jokes are always much funnier when you respond to them by stating their premises in clear language.
Glad to see my nephew is getting the early education he needs.
Look at my brother @snidog 9 months ago and now. He's lost 100 pounds! If you find it, please let him know.
Cory Monteith's final tweets show that even though he was famous, he was just like everyone else. #RIP
Echofon's best feature.
Well, true, though I don't think that's what most critics meant.
My baby niece is amused by whatever her daddy is texting.
To cleanse the palate, here's a picture of my 2-year-old nephew being adorable and naughty.
Eh, not right this second I'm not.
Someone needs to ask Orson Scott Card whether he still intends to overthrow the government:
Whoever it was that pointed me to this comment on my LONE RANGER piece, thank you.
Know how I know you don't know what the word "favorite" means?
Some people will do anything to liven up a dull meeting. (via @romenesko)
A movie critic's spam folder:
I don't know the exact circumstances that led to this photo of my brother Lane, but it's one of my favorites.
Do critics everywhere have to jump through hoops like this, or are we just lucky out here? #sixandahalfhourwindow
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