Freelance film journalist, comedy writer, bon vivant, man about town. Available for hire. Tweets represent the opinions of Nipsey Russell.
@jooshanoosh @DawnTaylor666 @FakeRobHunter Junko says hi, by the way:
@davidehrlich Did somebody say Stick Hitler??
@EricDSnider Evidence of aforementioned meeting with @zeewillew. cc: @mousterpiece.
Stranded at DFW w/ a few other @oxfordfilmfest attendees. Forming alliances, planning betrayals, etc. Current mood:
Can't tweet, dying of niece-nephew cuteness, send help.
Here, TIME, I fixed that for you.
I made up some names that are even more British than "Benedict Cumberbatch."
Actual PARKS & RECREATION character names, as given in the show and/or in the closing credits. I love these.
Hey look who I found! The Internet's @BayerJeff!
@brandonRohwer No, but it does offer a skewed take on a familiar hotel phrase.
Failure to understand the point of a joke, as Kyle Smith does twice in this excerpt, has to be deliberate.
NO IT ISN'T, IT IS THE OPPOSITE OF THAT.
"Your review must be posted between 12:01 a.m. and 5:29 a.m., no earlier, no later."
My 2.5-year-old nephew makes me proud again. #llewyndavis
First WALTER MITTY, now this. Papa John's is really workin' the product placement! http://www.clickorlando.com/news/palm-bay-man-charged-for-sex-acts-with-family-dog-police-say/-/1637132/23756996/-/15regj4/-/index.html
Pretty good example of why gun fetishists are terrifying, and not in the way they want to be.
Not pictured: me accepting Uncle Of The Year Award for bringing a screener of FROZEN.
My thoughts on DUCK DYNASTY.
Some thought-provoking HOBBIT discussions taking place over at Rotten Tomatoes.
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