Elliott Serrano


Chicago's Top Geek; Redeye Special Contributor; Comic Book Writer; Jedi Knight; Whovian; Obtainer of rare antiquities; Pie monger; Space Marine; Rocket surgeon.

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Here, the first one's free

In the kitchen with my good friend during my niece's birthday party

This just came in the mail. Need to find the "force choke" setting #StarWars via

Close up shot

Fortune cookies tell me I'm finally gonna touch a boob

Yeah, it's been that kinda week so far

All the vodka I have left. Gonna finish it then call FEMA #disaster

I play winner on theguishow.com

Theguishow.com is sponsored by the NRA? #notreally

Getting ready to go live on theguishow.com

Come join me here to see the impending disaster occur.

WHAT TIME IS IT? #VodkaOclock

Last cuddle

Given a choice, which would you travel with?

Little man needs to conserve his strength

Can't you just see the love on ' face? #hugitout

My little man likes to sit on the heat vents

"Make sure you get my good side"

Cuddle buddies

This is how I KNOW you love me