Aspiring writer,slightly obsessed with comedy & history, timelord-ess, never give me diet coke. Antimarmitist. Big fat GREEK CYPRIOT. I love bread.
@orangehelpers This is what I can see.
@thesophie ...and were very happy about that, thank you very much.
@thesophie ..Some of us were destined for a life of bestiality...
Previous groan counteracted by awesomeness of toilet floor. Observe-
I just found a button in my hair. Beat's me what it fastens to. As you can see by my face, it truly BEATS ME.
Me squishing Chris at the wedding we are at. Soon after both his legs were amputated on account of being crushed.By me.
Harrods truffles in 1st class with @agitatedgoose. I miss him. And what? XX
Does ANYBODY have a clue who this autograph is from? I'm utterly stumped.
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