Elana Roth

@ElanaRoth

Brooklynite, children's book agent, Squarespace support-team member, semi-pro Jew, bourbon drinker. I work for lots of people. None of these tweets are theirs.

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Guys, is just TOO nice to me. Seriously.

Chag Sameach!

So apparently nothing with the MTA works.

Pies! And yes, that really is how small my oven is.

FreshDirect packaging FAIL:

Starbucks spelled my name perfectly. This never happens.

I saved Latin. What the hell did you do? #hebrewschoolmysteries

No joke. He's bald. ()

My early-morning-in-Seattle workspace:

My acquisition of sheer joy and sentimentality today:

There is such a Statler and Waldorf quality here.

My sister is pretty.

Everyone, cross your fingers I can recreate this pretty makeup all by myself on Sunday.

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A gaggle of authors . with the mic.

My sister squealed with joy and shouted, "It's the superior vacuum cleaner!" on receiving her Dyson Ball vacuum.

My kitchen looks like a crime scene. Yay beets.

Before the storm, this was the view of the harvest moon through a churchyard.

Anyone who lives anywhere else is just kidding themselves.

Hey and . Guess what I saw out at B&N in Brooklyn?

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The New York panel begins! #bkbf

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