Brooklynite, children's book agent, Squarespace support-team member, semi-pro Jew, bourbon drinker. I work for lots of people. None of these tweets are theirs.
Guys, @gerikolesar is just TOO nice to me. Seriously.
So apparently nothing with the MTA works.
Pies! And yes, that really is how small my oven is.
FreshDirect packaging FAIL:
Starbucks spelled my name perfectly. This never happens.
I saved Latin. What the hell did you do? #hebrewschoolmysteries
No joke. He's bald. (@dn0t)
My early-morning-in-Seattle workspace:
My acquisition of sheer joy and sentimentality today:
There is such a Statler and Waldorf quality here.
My sister is pretty.
Everyone, cross your fingers I can recreate this pretty makeup all by myself on Sunday.
A gaggle of authors @booksofwonder. @lauratofflercor with the mic.
My sister squealed with joy and shouted, "It's the superior vacuum cleaner!" on receiving her Dyson Ball vacuum.
My kitchen looks like a crime scene. Yay beets.
Before the storm, this was the view of the harvest moon through a churchyard.
Anyone who lives anywhere else is just kidding themselves.
Hey @lauratofflercor and @editorgurl. Guess what I saw out at B&N in Brooklyn?
The New York panel begins! #bkbf
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