Elliot Selwood


Plumber to the celebrities (ok just one, radio DJ - TWO!! I got another off the telly box!) professional tea drinker, ice cream lover who only deals in #fact

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Because one at a time just isn't enough...

or like this

this is what I mean by grill cover, has smarter finish

Who's jealous? Anyone? Didn't think so....

River always wants what's just out of reach...

I'm up & awake! Here's what awaits the little man when he gets up....

Here it is, rivers crocodile birthday cake!

Got a note from next door, having a party tonight - fyi I hate them with a passion - anyway, found 'to do' list on reverse

Look who's awake!

this was a few weeks ago, did sponsored swim in pjs, through a hoop underwater...

Working for a couple of dwarfs....

River's giving me hand in the kitchen tonight...

Found it. Gave him something else to lose & he dropped it behind the radiator it's just stuck on skirting.

Ok this is getting ridiculous, sky remote last seen about 10am with River... Not seen since...

we met oct 09 Internet dating & we got married last may & had this little fella in September!

Out of all his toys this is his favourite game... Endless fun..

try cuddling up to this mucky pup with his tuna, tomato, linguini & banana! Snack genius? Thought not.

all thanks to you, met last october, married in may now this little one last week!

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it's been a week now & the best week ever!! So happy & proud!! Bet you're counting down the days...

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No prizes 4 guessing theme of nursery! Just finished last touches,hope u haven't left it2 last minute2

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