Vladimir Poutine eats delicious poutine. See?
Signed by Tommy Wiseau. No, not “Only in Theaters.”
I missed Sestero, but I’m seeing The Room. #sestosterone
@Mxrk I got u a gift.
Yeah, ok. Meet me in Mosco, Monsieur Chambrun of Orléans.
I don’t know what this is, but Greg Sestero is all I need to know about this event. #theRoom
Downtown San Jose is really peaceful at 1:30 am. I’m walking through it now.
*movie trailer voice* John Travolta became a human Grumpy Cat so gradually, we didn’t even notice. UNTIL NOW
Twitter has this thing where u can post your Tweets to Facebook. That would be social suicide, I think.
Also cool, my mechanic at californ1a tire broke a fan blade so now I need a new one and the engine wobbles.
Oh cool, my mechanic at californa tire left me a present! Marlboro man likes to smoke while working near engines.
the flute solo from California Dreamin’ throws shade on EVERYONE in the quiet section of the mall
@ArtemisLoud I’ll do her one better and take her for Brazilian with her beer.
@ArtemisLoud I’m trying Blue Moon. Do I win Mila, yet?
Whiskey-me, sexy bitch.
The ‘60s, man. Crazy.
Shouldn’t that be the other way around?
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