Ed Cates


Liberal. Atheist. Humanist. Nerd. Introvert. Jaded optimist. Server jockey. Dad. Chimp in a Santa hat.

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Google added some Twinkly Holiday Magic to one of the pictures I took of my #Catmas tree.

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See kids, this is what happens when you don't immediately automate your startup processes! #SysAdmin #Oracle

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On the way into work I saw a bumper sticker that said, "I fought for DEMOCRACY, not SOCIALISM..." Uhhhh...

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I'll just leave this here... (h/t to ) #Minion

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Dear HR, PLEASE STOP. #SysAdmin

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Dude! Free mustard in the kitchen! We never got free mustard at Purdue. #justsayin

This might be the worst apostrophe abuse ever.

Suddenly, my car cried out in terror!

Good morning, Indiana and everywhere else.

No really. Fuck this noise.

This made me laugh:

Western IL

Look, I can see my office from where I parked. #fuckmeitishot

The #Android FB app sucks so bad it carries over into the main OS. Amazing.


Oh dear. The cats have it so very rough here at Stately Cares Manor.

Building Toad Houses with Thing2

Thing2 at Wildcat Creek, doing what he loves most

Safety first! Note that this technically counts as "watching them." #fatheroftheyear