HEY @HALESTORMJ, YOUR LOVER HAS BEEN PLAYING SCRAPBOOKING LADY AGAIN. SHE PUT HER HEAD ON A PICTURE OF YOU AND MY WIFE...SWEET LORDY.

Oh man, @RoseCullenz and @IShouldHaveWon are going to be so proud. I did an awesome job on my makeup. This is my emo pose in my new sparkly guyliner.

*checks his reflection in the mirror for proper application*

After my days with Abba, and by after this is *MUCH* *MUCH* after...I tried out for pop supergroup New Kids on the Block. They wanted to call themselves Some Kids on the Corner. I said that was pretty #sparklefucking stupid.

I'm so dashing. That man in the beard? Not at all. I was always hoping they'd replace him, but unfortunately I got the boot.

This outfit was clearly my idea. I wanted them all to look as sparkly as I do.

It's true. I was there since the beginning.

I don't know if any of you are aware, but I was actually in ABBA. I was replaced, unfortunately, and did not receive any credit for my songwriting.

You can play Wingdinko in teams or individually. I prefer teams. Jacob likes to play on his own. Rosalie mostly just enjoys being Bitchy McBitchface. I don't actually have a sister Alice. The movie made her up.

*Bonus points if the Bird gets the Donuet around its beak.

4. Throw the Donuets to the Birds.

3. Get some Shitty Birds that like Donuets.

2. Get some Standard Issue Wingdinko Entenmann's Chocolate Frosted Donuets.

1. Get your standard issue Wingdinko Black Full Body Unitard like this guy has here...

backstage with my best boys, @halestormj on the right and @ishouldhavewon in the middle!

Allison was pretty good and way more than okay! That girl can sing! She was also lookin' might sparkly!

A bunch of the not-winning people duetted together. I suppose that was alright.

Scott and Matt had a piano duel, that was rad.

*puts sweater on @rosecullenz's cat*