79 days ago from site  
I wanna show you MY new moon
89 days ago from site  
This is my Spynja costume. I'm a spy and a ninja. I'm in volterra, spyin on yer volturi.... from an internet cafe.
89 days ago from site  
There is a really nice internet cafe and it is across from this neato building in Volterra.
168 days ago from site  
HEY @HALESTORMJ, YOUR LOVER HAS BEEN PLAYING SCRAPBOOKING LADY AGAIN. SHE PUT HER HEAD ON A PICTURE OF YOU AND MY WIFE...SWEET LORDY.
174 days ago from site  
Oh man, @RoseCullenz and @IShouldHaveWon are going to be so proud. I did an awesome job on my makeup. This is my emo pose in my new sparkly guyliner.
174 days ago from site  
*checks his reflection in the mirror for proper application*
179 days ago from site  
179 days ago from site  
After my days with Abba, and by after this is *MUCH* *MUCH* after...I tried out for pop supergroup New Kids on the Block. They wanted to call themselves Some Kids on the Corner. I said that was pretty #sparklefucking stupid.
179 days ago from site  
I'm so dashing. That man in the beard? Not at all. I was always hoping they'd replace him, but unfortunately I got the boot.
179 days ago from site  
This outfit was clearly my idea. I wanted them all to look as sparkly as I do.
182 days ago from site  
It's true. I was there since the beginning.
182 days ago from site  
I don't know if any of you are aware, but I was actually in ABBA. I was replaced, unfortunately, and did not receive any credit for my songwriting.
183 days ago from site  
You can play Wingdinko in teams or individually. I prefer teams. Jacob likes to play on his own. Rosalie mostly just enjoys being Bitchy McBitchface. I don't actually have a sister Alice. The movie made her up.
183 days ago from site  
*Bonus points if the Bird gets the Donuet around its beak.
183 days ago from site  
4. Throw the Donuets to the Birds.
183 days ago from site  
3. Get some Shitty Birds that like Donuets.
183 days ago from site  
2. Get some Standard Issue Wingdinko Entenmann's Chocolate Frosted Donuets.
183 days ago from site  
1. Get your standard issue Wingdinko Black Full Body Unitard like this guy has here...
184 days ago from site  
backstage with my best boys, @halestormj on the right and @ishouldhavewon in the middle!
184 days ago from site  
Allison was pretty good and way more than okay! That girl can sing! She was also lookin' might sparkly!
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Name Edward Cullen
Location Forks, WA
Web http://twinklesandglitter.etsy.com
Bio I SAY, GOOD DAY TO YOU FOLLOWERS. I'm Edwurdz. I'm disgustingly handsome and I sparkle. I'm married to @RoseCullenz. She's wiggity wack. I'm a part time model.
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