I've got a job, a secretary, a mother, two ex-wives, and several bartenders that depend upon me, and I think Teddy Roosevelt is looking at me funny.
@erinscafe Free suggestion for people's free time: armadillo proctology
@erinscafe @abba_ks It's true; #brunj just isn't complete without you around.
Did anyone predict Apple would make a grab for luxury mkt as well as tech first adopters with Apple Watch?
@embassydavies In praise of the unapologetic prick. It's the same reason people pay to see Christian Bale movies.
Absolute thriller. A fitting tribute to #Chelsea life president, Dickie Attenborough. Somewhere, he's smiling. #CFC
What's the old saying? "Absinthe makes the pants go yonder"?
Real Talk: Neither of these men should be wearing camo. But all that the guy on the right endangers is good taste.
Misleading headline of the day, courtesy Washington Times.
@AdamWeinstein @Mobute Dude says nary a word, clearly just loves playing with his idols.
There's a clock, yet we stare at the column as if it'll change early. #eyetwitches
@anamariecox We've had @HandsomeDash for 2 yrs. Was so timid like many rescues. Now he's our sweet and goofy boy.
Returning the favor: #tweetyourworldcupview feat. @conorsen, @abba_ks, the top of @CrystalClarkSen's head, and Jimmy.
@rogbennett @embassydavies @MenInBlazers USMNT were anything but #Reek, but I still blame Theon. (Ash gets a pass)
National. Atlanta. #ShakyKneesFest. That's it.
.@abba_ks and @erinscafe Knees gettin' Shaky (White Denim on the Peachtree stage). #rockshowwitherin
No #NFP fun today. Got a better offer.
Did they deliberately choose this angle because we're not yet sure how Hutt-like Hamill remains?
#coping RT @abba_ks: OMG IT'S SOME KID WITH AN IPAD. #letitNOOOOOOO
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