Senior Research Fellow at the Erfunden Institute. If there's anything around here more important than my ego, I want it found and shot.
(Opinions are my own.)
I made this tonight. Jealous? Yeah. You're jealous.
I wouldn't patronize a business that refused to serve black people. I think that rule extends to prostitutes, too.
There are all these albums I have on CD already, but when I find them on vinyl, I have to by them. Case in point:
My game avatar is almost always a human female redhead. Don't read anything into that. #Skyrim
The 99% doesn't give a shit about the homeless.
Yeah, that sounds about right.
To reiterate, #OWS, you are absolutely NOT the 99%. You are among the top 5% wealthiest people on Earth.
One of the reasons I really hate moving.
It may be ghetto as hell, but I'm going to fly Old Glory one way or another.
The 99% at work. #occupyindy
@aprildgregory @indystar Not nearly 1000 people at #occupyindy today.
@aprildgregory This picture shows more accurately the number of people present. Not nearly "a thousand."
@aprildgregory and I watched every single protestor at #occupyindy walk past this homeless person. Self serving.
Being friend zoned by a woman is kind of like:
Found an 1887 printing of 'Wealth of Nations' at half price books this weekend. Jealous?
I find that bad news is always better with cake.
What is up with this new can of American Crew Pomade I just bought? (New can is on the left.) @americancrew
People seem to think that this country was won in a Scrabble game:
I thought I saw @adamsbaldwin in a movie so I went online. What exactly is google implying here?
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