Screenwriter, Joke Writer, Contributor To @TheCauldron, @LakersNation, @NiceKicks, & the occasional episode of @GetUpOnJensen
I'm torn on which of these to buy my daughter. Don't say both. Her foot grows every hour.
NMA asked who would win in a fight between Jon Stewart and Donald Trump? :(
There's Tim Hortons signage on the ice at Staples Center. Meanwhile, here's a map of Tim Hortons locations:
Nate Robinson aka Young Maya Angelou:
@ArashMarkazi @HamedHaddadi15 Which one of you guys was driving around with this license plate?
@Michael_Necci Best bumper sticker I ever saw:
How about this picture?
This ESPN heading looks like it was written by the Iron Sheik:
Matt Barnes "Uh Oh" face:
MT @amandarykoff: Her real name is Laura Jeanne Witherspoon. The photo cuts off so it looks like Laura Jeanne Poon.
@netw3rk @knickerbacker @JADubin5 If you prefer a different word, tell me and I'll change it:
@WilhelmDavis @KirkSeriousFace @newyorkpost I don't think they even all themselves journalists. Remember this?
The Rolling Stones are criminals.
Though not as good as the last one, this one is still pretty good too:
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