Don't ever read another DragonflyJonez tweet ever again. -Stan Van Gundy
Then this. Red flags go up cuz aint no damn capuchin going for $350. So lets have fun #CapuchinMonkeyNegotiations
So I text that person. And the #CapuchinMonkeyNegotiations commence.
Watching 42. My dude @NicholsAccomp is so humble he aint even tell me he was in it.
My pops has sent me like 3 texts my whole life. Sent this one this morning.
I reported that @BeyonceNewYork page and now it's gone. I'd like to think I had something to do with that. Pettyyy
She baked me some chicken pot pie cupcakes. *Kip voice* So I guess you can say things are getting serious.
Had to let everyone know I was drinking Belvedere. And wearing Armani. What a fuckin lame #TwitpicYourMyspacePic
Don't let a bear take your job.
When you try to look fake concerned when your coworker is choking.
Why is getting old so wack?
And guess who just missed the Cowboys being funny?
Diddy's Indian name would be He Who Can Never Fully Close His Mouth
This is what my Friday nights are about these days. #party #party #party
Everything you need to know about Cutler in one picture. This isn't photoshopped.
In unrelated news I found out Jason Statham was #untall today. We're happy to have you, Jason.
My favorite part of the night when we barhop.
I'm distinguished now.
Gotta be like my 8th time copping this. And every penny spent is worth it. Best fitted ever.
Eli is throwing so many pics that he's a terrorist now. Look who televised his presser
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