Wrote GOING THE DISTANCE. Excellent whistler; made of beard. Listen to @BrokenProjector, on which I talk.
A guy I went to high school with posted this on his FB page today. People have become too stupid to exist.
I mean, OBVIOUSLY this is my new favorite thing ever.
Casey has now coerced the T-Rex into spooning him. This dog is slick, folks.
You guys? You guys? YOU GUYS YOU GUYS YOU GUYS YOU GUYS.
Here's an example of one of the Twitters (his account has since been deleted, shockingly):
Um, OK. I'm lowering my confidence level in #AmazonFresh just slightly. #OneOfTheseThingsIsNotLikeTheOthers
If I ever get married, this graphic is the ENTIRETY of the little wedding program they hand out at the church.
This is how I've felt about my writing for roughly the last six months.
Reproductive organs down, everyone. It's over. My nephew is, objectively, the cutest baby on the planet.
The NY POST seems to do something stupid at an hourly rate. In those moments, I remind myself they gave us this:
A night at home with the dogs. What you can hear, but not, is Casey fucking the shit out of a stuffed reindeer.
This is HILARIOUS out of context. Especially Carl.
This is just...I can't even, you guys. I WANT TO SQUEEZE IT UNTIL IT POPS.
Oh my GOD, does this ever bring back the college memories.
in case any of ya'll missed it yesterday. #PrepareToDie (h/t @BrokenAussieGal)
Even as a straight dude Ive gotta say the shock of this kinda turned me on. Milton from #WALKINGDEAD in real life:
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