I'm misanthropic, but in a nice way. Writer at AfterEllen. Creator of Dorothy Surrenders. Enjoyer of bacon.
Soon, my little shortcake, soon.
You win, internet. Pizza Cat says hello.
He seems nice.
This Finding Nemo scooter is my squishy.
Happy Easter/Chocolate Everywhere Day!
This mint tin is bringing out my OCD. #stayawayfromqtips
Hey, spring, hey. Come sit next to me for a while.
Recapping Lost Girl while wearing my new Lost Girl T-shirt? Why yes, yes I am. (Thanks, @lostgirlseries, for the swag.)
Actual photo of an actual product being actually pitched to me in my actual email. #crazycatladiesunite
Last one, I promise. I went to the woods to live deliberately. In this case, the lake. #tahoe
And then it looked like an REI commercial.
Spent my weekend in a place that looks like it should be the backdrop to a cold beer commercial.
Should I be concerned the scrape on my hand looks like zombie skin? Is this how it starts? #patientzero #brains
Taste the rainbow. #girlscoutcookietime #getinmybelly
I'm not sure what this plant is called, but if it's based on what it looks like it would be a Space Alien Vagina Plant.
You guys, it was Hugh Jackman who ran up to help Jennifer Lawrence with her J-Fall.
Sandra Bullock just won the Oscars thanks to this face. #LesLezzerables #oscars
Are big shoulder pads back? Help us, Halle Berry. #LesLezzerables #oscars
Charlize Theron's new hair. Brace yourself, lesbians. #LezLezzerables #oscars
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