I'm misanthropic, but in a nice way. Writer at AfterEllen. Creator of Dorothy Surrenders. Enjoyer of bacon.
Happy Easter/Chocolate Everywhere Day!
This mint tin is bringing out my OCD. #stayawayfromqtips
Hey, spring, hey. Come sit next to me for a while.
Recapping Lost Girl while wearing my new Lost Girl T-shirt? Why yes, yes I am. (Thanks, @lostgirlseries, for the swag.)
Actual photo of an actual product being actually pitched to me in my actual email. #crazycatladiesunite
Last one, I promise. I went to the woods to live deliberately. In this case, the lake. #tahoe
And then it looked like an REI commercial.
Spent my weekend in a place that looks like it should be the backdrop to a cold beer commercial.
Should I be concerned the scrape on my hand looks like zombie skin? Is this how it starts? #patientzero #brains
Taste the rainbow. #girlscoutcookietime #getinmybelly
I'm not sure what this plant is called, but if it's based on what it looks like it would be a Space Alien Vagina Plant.
You guys, it was Hugh Jackman who ran up to help Jennifer Lawrence with her J-Fall.
Sandra Bullock just won the Oscars thanks to this face. #LesLezzerables #oscars
Are big shoulder pads back? Help us, Halle Berry. #LesLezzerables #oscars
Charlize Theron's new hair. Brace yourself, lesbians. #LezLezzerables #oscars
Fighting off this cold with noodles, basil & sriracha like God intended.
Wait over. (They needed to set - I also like soft cookies.)
I'm really worried about this Buddha's nipples. Ringworm?
Outstanding Performance by an Actor in a Drama goes to Tommy Lee Jones for Grumpy Cat. #ShowUsYourGlobes
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