I'm misanthropic, but in a nice way. Writer at AfterEllen. Creator of Dorothy Surrenders. Enjoyer of bacon.
Baby Jennifer Lawrence in an episode of Cold Case? Thank you, TV gods.
Sure, this seems like an appropriate response to the right of the people peaceably to assemble. WTF, #Ferguson police (via @ryanjreilly)
Watching Too Cute while recapping means intense bouts of writing interspersed with squeals of delight. I recommend it.
This came up on my Facebook feed and I immediately thought, "Dammit, Ilene is trying to ruin clothing, too."
What happens when your camera app takes a series of picture of your pocket. #artiguess
@ClillaryHinton1 Exploring the new house, of course.
Oh no, weird floppy tie thing alert. #oscars
"How many waiters does it take to cover the Oscars?" #oscars #redcarpet
Though Lupita's headband DESERVES its own Twitter feed instead. #oscars #redcarpet
Completely did not recognize Liza when she first appeared. Does that mean my Gay Card is revoked?
So Lester Holt just had a dance-off with Kate Hansen and it was EVERYTHING.
The lady in the suit standing next to J-Law, amirite?
Who cares about Woody Allen? Let's talk about Diane Keaton's suit. #damngirl #goldenglobes
Emma Thompson, the world's spirit animal. #goldenglobes
Most lesbian moment of the night, accomplished. #goldenglobes
This is why you don't come directly from a Bikram yoga class to the #GoldenGlobes.
Seriously, now. I feel like this counts as harassment. STOP EMAILING ME, ZAC EFRON.
Just a lazy Sunday afternoon around the old tree. cc: @NikkiandNora
That uncomfortable moment you realize you have Pornstache's exact sunglasses. #orangeisthenewblack
©2017 Twitpic Inc, All Rights Reserved