Personal Trainer for the Illuminati
- @ResortsCasino where the #TheFunIsHere!
Hey @FloydMayweather, you maaaad? #koldgame
Just made myself breakfast
"If you can tie sneakers in kindergarten, you'll get all the bitches. Don't say the b word though." -@ucantbserious5
My drunk uncle got a hold of the remote. I've missed about at least 3 rounds.
Who would want to?
"Let me know when you finish eating, I'm closing my eyes. Or I won't perform well if she let me fuck." -@ucantbserious5
Ray Allen's piano is putting on a concert in my whip right now tho
Training the future of our team...
"What's wrong with your hat?" -@ucantbserious5
It's a Wed tho
I don't think I can go in here b
LMFAO...this is one of the greatest things I've seen in my life.
I've never believed in astrology but it does seem to have me figured out. #Aquarius
Fucceeded? When those tees come out, @Jayyy_G?
@SexiiTrini No! Now tell 'em #whyyoumad :-p
Chris Rock is doing a hell of a routine right now.
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