Woke up to an email from from of my few Living Icons of Glamour, Carmen Dell'Orifice! *starstruck*!

We're serving the sexy & spicy "MargaDita" cocktail at the LA shows May 17&18 too! http://dita.tk/tix

Happy Easter, Happy Spring!

...and here is a pic of our @msperlenoire! http://dita.tk/tix

@msperlenoire does a fabulous tribute to the divine Josephine Baker, who was one of the greatest showgirls of all time!

I did, but it's retired...here's a pic for you! RT @chairyJelie: @ditavonteese You should do a ballerina in a box show!!!

...and casually applying lipstick...

....more powder puffing.... (May 17/18> http://dita.tk/tix

Also at LA's Roxy May 17&18 (http://dita.tk/tix my Powder Compact show. I made this show in '04 as tribute to my fave Betty Grable film The Dolly Sisters. Seen it?

Also at LA's Roxy May 17&18 (http://dita.tk/tix) my Powder Compact show. I made this show in '04 as tribute to my fave Betty Grable film The Dolly Sisters. Seen it?

...the Opium gown may be my most lavish, with over 300,000 hand-placed Swarovski crystals. http://dita.tk/roxytix

My Opium Den act is coming to L.A.'s Roxy on Sunset Blvd May 17 &18, get tix at http://dita.tk/roxytix

We have the amazing Lada from @crazyhorseparis appearing with me May17+18 at the Roxy! http://dita.tk/roxytix

We've added LA's own @vivalacholita for LA's May 17 & 18 shows. Tix can be purchased here: http://dita.tk/roxytix

Here's a pic from the last time I went back to my homestate of Michigan...The Grand Hotel at Mackinac Island, which is truly one of my favorite places on earth.

Jodhpurs.

The hood ornament on my new 1939 Packard!

A new snapshot of me in my signature-brand stockings (available here> http://dita.tk/sil )

Don't you think @princepoppycock and I are a match made in showbiz heaven?!? (Stay tuned....)