Devon Swift

@DevonSwift24

National Humour Columnist -Shredded Tweet- Kudos to the trendy squirrel who's been planking for nearly 3 days in the fast lane in front of my house.

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Pretty sure Eli Manning just sexted me.

This was my column photo a few years back. Lol

There's always one prick that ruins a perfectly good shot! #supermoon

Why is there always one prick that ruins a perfectly good shot? #supermoon

Why is there always one prick that ruins a perfectly good shot? #supermoon

C'mon girls look at that 70's feathered hair!!! He's jump you say where do you want me to land? #cantkeepstr8face

Good sign Cory Schneider is on his game. Picked the exact same NFL winners as I did this weekend.

My alarm just went off. #TebowTime

Proof my lazy ass runs a food morgue. #shreddedtweet

And this account. Lol

To those poor souls who were Rapture scammed, the end of the world really means the end of your life savings. #shreddedtweet

Find out how an eccentric eats a Cadbury Easter Creme Egg. #shreddedtweet

I write about the Antichrist on of all days Osama Bin Laden's birthday? #shreddedtweet

Just in case it gets old quick here's my one shot at the world of Charlie Sheen. #shreddedtweet.

Can you do me a solid and make a horrific comment on my cat ?

All I wanted was juice!!! Apparently the blood of Christ consists of Acai Pomegranate. #crystaliseethelight

Spoiler Alert - Movie theatre Golden Topping could lead to extra squirts. This weeks #shreddedtweet.

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