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In the Old Testament,people used to name their jackets (Ex29)

I like how Google has this stored the same as if you asked, like, how many ounces are in a pound #MattSmith

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Great background, or Greatest background? #NicholasCage

Maybe Grumpy is related to Gimli? #OUAT #OnceUponATime #LOTR

Let's not waste this idea! Would also work if I had an ugly boyfriend!

This is what you have to look forward to, Robert Carlyle... if the 'wife' thing stops working out.

This is what you're missing out on, all my celebrity crushes...

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''Help us!''

''Your ass is dragin'. Your ass is Dragon!'' #EndersGame

I now own an Amazing thing. #StarTrek

Gollum is all like 'Harry,I can't believe you said that!' #UnintentionalWordBubblePlacement

On one hand, it's a bag of rocks. On the other - it's only a dollar!

They can dream about sitting on the Iron Throne.

K& I decided to send daily pics of our LOTR/HP figures to each other.This is hers on the Actual IRON THRONE.#iLose

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We have a whole basket of pepper in our break room, but no salt.

Learning With Smeagol & Harry

If I just add some angry eyebrows, this picture becomes instantly terrifying

Sparkle Status < 1 percent. D: #SparkleReport #SparkleHustler

Bow to your god, mortals! #AwwYiss

That's my hand shakin arm, that is. #OUAT #Rumplestiltskin