Don't touch me.
On the left is me on a bad day, on the right a good day. So in fairness I'm OK to sit here...
Waiting at the lift.
You try and take a picture of a seagull and some dick head gets in the way.
Can't keep that Johnny Vegas away from the place...
Donald, Jacqueline, Liam and a man with a big pole. #Benidorm5
Sometimes when I hold my breath for long enough I become invisible. Bet you don't believe me do you?
Thanks to my mate @DuncanOldham for this - I LOVE IT !
Look who I had on my casting couch, I mean sofa, yesterday? Mr @JakeCanuso - He's way too good for my show...
If we win another will I have to buy another fridge?
And Mr Canuso dragged another one off the streets of Soho with him...
And look, I've had the royal visit already....
I don't think Twitter can make up it's mind about me....
The camera boys get their kit off.. woo hoo!
Are those dark trunks or have his privates been blacked out to protect the innocent??
The Benidorm cast and writer have a quiet night in....
If you think I make @jakecanuso do strange things on the tv show, you wanna see what happens out of office hours...
Believe it or not this was Tony on a night OFF.
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