Derek Janson


Polar Bear-Extraordinaire. Unwanted son of Ilich CARLOS THE JACKAL Ramirez Sanchez. Connoisseur of foreign women and black t-shirts. And a #BATMAN fan.

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Fried yuca, WAY better than regular fries. Spicy coleslaw burger.

love my foxes after a bath.

d'awwh, you'll feel better after a bath.



I ate this Quesarito box meal 2hrs ago. Still full. Gross.

it's an honor you're following me. I would love to trade butts with you. Haha!

you look so adorably happy when you finish your bath.

all I can do is watch with PC-envY...

She tends to grow on people, Bruce.

...I don't know how to feel about this. Haha.

huff fabulously.❤️

It looks like ID4 all over again in NYC.

this one REALLY reminds me of you, haha. my own feeble mind, all I can fathom, queen, is that you're...the Apex of all Things.❤️

...but each glimpse is more dangerous and exciting than the last...

...I'll never fully understand how you do the things you do or why...but I don't need to..