Sexpert, Mistress, Pinup, Kinkster, Nerdsexual, Bisexual. I am a blogger, a ranter and a published sex/relationship columnist for http://t.co/VVRj7U3v4e
Me, in real life. #IRL
WHAT? Well, now I feel cheated because I've never had a bikini with a knife holster. :(
This is my kitten proving that, sometimes, heroic effort is not enough. Occasionally, you need some gentle help.
Happy Easter, kittenbunnies!
That's right, kittens! When you hire me for an event, you get to pose behind me prom-style.
Sleep positions because cats. (The Pillow Takeover feels so familiar to me.) @GeraldFarinas
I hung my autographed official Chastity Bites movie poster, today! It's so gorgeous. Thanks @ChastityBites!
Young Shirley Maclaine in a bikini
Happy St. Patrick's Day Weekend, kittens! (try not to embarrass yourself too much) #chicago #parade #Irish #drunk
To my two kittenadmirers who sent me sweet things for Valentine's Day, thank you & I'M EATING YOUR HEARTS!
Happy Valentine's Day, kittens. xoxo
I'm pretty sure this is what @Swoldemort looks like in real life. #NeverAChump
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