I like my coffee lukewarm and my whiskey cheap. Urban Musician. Bookings: email@example.com
I found a bandana.
My night is clearly going swimmingly.
Enjoying my last day of triumphant scruff before I have to shave it for a job interview. </3.
15 year old me should've never been allowed on Myspace.
I can't even...
The produce section just followed me on twitter.
@AsToldByViolet @MontacorTheLion *AHEM*
As you can see, the sun and I haven't quite figured out how to coexist in 19 years. #JustAsPainfulAsItLooks.
Tried to replace a light bulb and this happened. Jesus H. Christ, man.
Boy, @speakz is sure lucky to have such insightful advice on his YouTube comments.
I feel like this can't be a successful email tactic for this label
No way to dispute it I guess?
Because really, is it spring break without a sunset picture?
Never travel lightly.
@astoldbyviolet shut up. it's still gheyy. but it gave me this picture, so it has an occasional hetero moment.
she ain't lyin doe.
Hey @Therealswizzz, remember when you were hacked? 6th tweet down...still waiting for you to hit me up doe. haha.
New apartment decoration. Dig it?
Rebecca Black's friends are giving me the eyes..
Obamacare plans to pit citizens against eachother to kill for food! More on the story at 10. #FoxNews.
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