Dirty Derrvin

@DeLaZoo

I like my coffee lukewarm and my whiskey cheap. Urban Musician. Bookings: delazoo269@gmail.com

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I found a bandana.

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My night is clearly going swimmingly.

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Enjoying my last day of triumphant scruff before I have to shave it for a job interview. </3.

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15 year old me should've never been allowed on Myspace.

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I can't even...

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The produce section just followed me on twitter.

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*AHEM*

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As you can see, the sun and I haven't quite figured out how to coexist in 19 years. #JustAsPainfulAsItLooks.

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Tried to replace a light bulb and this happened. Jesus H. Christ, man.

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Boy, is sure lucky to have such insightful advice on his YouTube comments.

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I feel like this can't be a successful email tactic for this label

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No way to dispute it I guess?

Because really, is it spring break without a sunset picture?

Never travel lightly.

shut up. it's still gheyy. but it gave me this picture, so it has an occasional hetero moment.

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she ain't lyin doe.

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Hey , remember when you were hacked? 6th tweet down...still waiting for you to hit me up doe. haha.

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New apartment decoration. Dig it?

Rebecca Black's friends are giving me the eyes..

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Obamacare plans to pit citizens against eachother to kill for food! More on the story at 10. #FoxNews.

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