Dax McCarty

@DaxMcCarty11

Midfielder for the New York Red Bulls. *something witty and funny*

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thinks he's all GQ... I say he would fit in a Mary Poppins sequel just fine.

Its scorching hot outside in DC. Sure, I'll take it back to the elementary school days w/ my refreshment of choice...

This is what happens on road trips from RFK to Dulles airport...#zzzzzzzzz

Duly noted. Wear sunscreen next time, check. U didnt tell me was in DC for the concert 2...

Just another boring afternoon hangin backstage with of . Great dude and a big soccer fan. #roughlife

got a new iphone cover. Great reviews 4 drop protection but, unfortunately 4 him, takes forever to remove.

Last night, passed the jellyfish challenge.Full plate of raw jellyfish 4 $40.Looks tasty! #gottpaythebills

Welcome to twitter...this shows his commitment to helping teammates () out. #truefriend

Saw checking his myspace page while looking like this...hopefully he's not in jail b4 the game this wkd.

Looking just as creepy as your 3rd grade lunch lady, w/out serving delicious jello... #hairnetsrule

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It's actually really ironic I stumbled across this... told me the EXACT same thing today. WEIRD

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