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everything you need to know is here.

New Facebook on iPhone looks good. I've been looking at this for 15 minutes.

Here is a photo of me flattening someone yesterday.

I fear an extra in the film Tyrannosaur, called Joe Rider, has edited the wiki page.

I fear an extra in the film Tyrannosaur, called Joe Rider, has edited the wiki page.

From the top it's quite pretty, but it's on the bottom that my Thug Life style is expressed.

From the top it's quite pretty, but it's on the bottom that my Thug Life style is expressed.

I went straight from training to Tesco purely for these. Pretty sure I'm doing it right.

My sister put a nappy in my bin.

There's poo in there.

Here is my nephew up on my useless mezzanine

I love the smells that drift into my living room on these warm evenings.

FUCK

Still don't know why I can smell tuna.

I'm a catch.

May I introduce to you the 2008 International Van of the Year! Can't believe I followed it home. Amazing day.

One speaker is on the wall because there was a screw there already, the other will be resting on the sofa for months.

you use the letters of the word LOVES and see how many of them appear in the 2 names.

I'm going training now despite having a bruised and misshapen foot.

This lot should keep my busy this week

Nothing like being observant

Someone seems to have inserted a golf ball under the skin of my ankle.