Extremely complex and kinda sexy
If you have one great friend in life, you're doing pretty great. And he only used that last word because he had to
This will probably be a decent seller.
There's no way my luck is that bad.
It's not real but I can pretend.
You'll see it
You can tell I'm real excited about dinner.
I MAKE JOKE!
Easy to work weekends when your boss signs evey email the same way.
HE'S NOT A STARTER. HE'S A BACKUP. JEZZZZZZZ
It's gonna sit here until you apologize.
"Oh are the handcuffs for your costume?" Yeah......sure.
Being called Woody at work.
Me and Sarge (@MichaelTabaka)
New sheriff in town
I hate when they do that.
She just dropped it in my hand and walked away. Pretty bold.
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