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How did my Express shirt get a store security tag put on it during my brief walk away from the dressing room?? @andrewdle #ponder
Could someone please tell me why this @itsmarta bus is in the Howell Mill Walmart parking deck? New stop??!
That's alotta fabric... err, I mean, cities.
Hooray! They're finally going to repave 12th St. PS: "No Parking" means no parking.
Jim Ellis Buick GMC didn't care enough to even clean my loaner. Capital Buick GMC gave me a brand new Enclave!
Looks like one of my neighbors shops at Kandi's store. #RHOA
The Real Housewives of LaGrange.
Why have a Land Rover with chrome rims if you can't afford to buy a new rim?? #boughetto
My parents crack me up. Today my father gave me this flyer for @PeaceCorps.
Clearly I'm not in Atlanta... @ChickfilA #MarketDays
Yes ma'am! Love us some @willambelli... with a vagina there. #FantasyGirls
@WHotelsofChi @spg "The MDX Comes With The Room" is prominently displayed in my room and is presented kinda like wifi.
I told the waitress I wanted a Cherry Squirt because I've never had one in my mouth. #StCharlesBarCrawl
Ummm... I'm starting to get offended. Every stop on our #StCharlesBarCrawl has added cherry to my drink.
Per Proverbs 25:21, @Chick-fil-A gave me a large water for free once I presented a dollar with "gay money" on it.
I wonder how many divorced people and bastard children are in line at @Chick-fil-A.
Yet again, @City_of_Atlanta FD vehicle illegally parked in a FIRE LANE on 11th St. Where's #parkATLANTA? Please RT!
"No pictures!" #JH25
#SundayFunday - Back sweat by request of a follower. RT if it was you (because I typed in the wrong username).
Archie says this guy is gay. Unless this is Fred from Scooby Doo, I'm inclined to agree. #AllInTheFamily
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