Dave Bastian

@DaveBastian

a man living comfortably at the event horizon of irony

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If only this carbonite fantasy (obviously shared by others) were true...

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OK... but why the pineapple?

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Thinking of reviving the old act...

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Know when to pull it.

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Liebe mein affe-mienke!

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I was never in the Mercury or Gemini space programs... OR WAS I?

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THIS IS THE FUTURE (old, and a definite ring ring, but still spot on).

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I remember when Ingibjorg would feed the goat along the banks of the fjord...

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(future lavatory, according to Demolition Man)

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The Caring Continuum: could care less vs. couldn't care less

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Concerto in B♭

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Early 60s ad that Bette Davis placed in daily trade papers looking for employment

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A sign for every occasion: I suspect this would get used more often if they were honest.

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from Sniffin of B3S comes this potatochopped image of a coworker. "He was closing some mcdeals."

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I should make some of these. My 10 year-old's mind would be blown.

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This is my Monday. I have been instructed not to look it in the eyes.

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I love this

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Aquaman is a casualty

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I pretty much avoid cute animal stuff, but how could anyone not like this pic?

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The parking lot at work this morning...

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