@shaun_prescott <no subject>

Did the chair's feelings get hurt? Did they speak to a chair psychologist? I demand better chair journalism!

@DrWilkenstein Zuh?

No, SMH. It's not.

The way I play it, it already is.

Phwoar! I've never seen a pole dancer do that before!

Score!

Gots me a thing!

Lizzies! #lizzies

I made these!

Gadzook's, it's only three day's until this sale end's!

Found near the beach: an unwanted mix CD of "hektik tracks", broken just like someone's heart. Aww.

Success! (Thanks to @BluntNate for the tip.)

Today I received this in the mail from a secret admirer... along with a drawing of a smiling cartoon poo.

@lauralovescake Erm...

What is this guy doing? Putting iTunes on shuffle and then checking his email. Probably.

@crunchytiger Umm...

How many iPhone camera apps does one person need? Four, if you're me.

@dperry Ahh, the memories!

Presents, turkey, and gaming nostalgia. And speaking of which, anyone know how to fix a broken Sega Mega Drive?