I am Daphne, Destroyer of Mouses!! Empress of west London!! Queen of the sofa!!! Busy dominating my minions!!!
Daphne status: trying on a new HATZ!!!
Daphne status: PLOTTING!!!!!
I haz caught a MOUSES!!!!!!!
Daphne status: IN CONTROLZ!!!!!
Why YES. I am SNOOZLING on your CLEAN towel. What of it????
this is MY iPad!!!! @MerseyMal @katebevan @KeithEmmerson @ruskin147
A Daphne should ALWAYZ have CHERUBZ to help her with her CROWNZ and ROBEZ!!!!
Daphne status: VERY EXTREMELY well-hidden!
Daphne status: CHECKING for SantyClawz!!!
STAFFZ has a new puter. I HAZ A NEW BOX!!!!
Daphne status: ON STRIKEZ!!!
@patchespusscat it's too COLD for ADVENTUREZ!
Overseeing my FACEBOOK page!!!! https://www.facebook.com/DaphneWonderCat
DEMAND. I haz them!! #occupysofa
NOES. You may NOT sit here!!! #occupysofa
ME working on my SUNTAN!!!! (and keeping an eye out for @RudolphTheCat)
A bag. I haz one.
Get OUT of my garden, @Rudolphthecat! *enraged Daphne*
Talk to the tail. The EARZ aren't listening. @Rudolphthecat
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