Nah, better yet, Britney out here looking like Pennsatucky from Orange Is The New Black.
Just out here eatin'
Heat front office like
Monday morning emails.
I call this piece: Liquid Confidence
@ksea43 BRO. It's sooooooo good. I gotta fight it off weekly like you and blueberry muffins.
@KSTiLLS Gotta slide in her DMs like
Two worst people in pick up basketball: the dude that shoots every time, the dude that doesn't play defense.
Or maybe he's not gay. Maybe this is just his brother and they huddle up for warmth.
It's not even that serious.
Is that what we do now? This is how we act? @ItsAustinAllen
People that definitely know Chris Brown and Rihanna personally spend their time like this.
As soon as I tweeted about hating something, I waste an entire cup of salad dressing on my pants. God don't like ugly
Forgot to read these on the appropriate days, but they're so real that I have to share.
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