Writer/Exec Producer on ABC's Modern Family.
Don't want to be that guy who needs to be all show-offy at his 30th reunion so is this shirt too flashy...?
This just happened. It's not what I asked for, but I'm super flattered.
Thanks @melissaJBond for turning my feed clogging verse into 1 fun-sized page. Merry Xmas!
Me and the wife with some random kids at the Modern Family Christmas party.
My one line of dialogue in tonight's Modern Family earned me a place on the prestigious wall of guest cast.
So glad to have @thefredsavage direct my episode but it's weird how much he sounds like Daniel Stern now.
Last night I shot what will be my acting debut on an upcoming Modern Family. @JesseTyler was very impressed.
Toxically cute. Understand if you need to unfollow me. Came home late last night 2 find my kids had made me this!
If I die tomorrow at least this happened. @SofiaVergara
Highlight of tonight's #Emmy party: Meeting the incomparable Mr. Gary Busey!
Warning: Over the next 36 hours my tweets may be highly douchy. Starting with this one. #Emmys
My daughter just discovered my tweets. I'm not great at reading body language but I think she likes them.
First day of shooting season 3! Ed O'Neill's steamy bedroom scene with Modern Family's super diva.
My NYC trip. Pretty impressive for a straight guy.
My unsuccessful 1st attempt to start a flashmob in Grand Central Station #NYCTrip
If Ancient Rome had billboards, I bet the Romans would see something like this right before the fall:
@JennyJohnsonHi5 Is this her?
Here you go @Ericstonestreet. And yes it's really one foot. Let's keep this between us.
Holy crap I totally did it! I'm F'ing #Sitting! #ExtremePlanking
Here's the son of a bitch I caught sleeping with my wife last night.
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