Writer, whisky maven, high class low life
I haven't lapsed in 3 months. YOU DROVE ME TO THIS, TUESDAY!
Royal baby? Seen reporting to the delivery room...
Partytini! CC: @AndrewWK
Half an hour late to a martini party. Our bottle of gin was the first. Also, no twists.
#cmyk13 project: yup! Still in stupid printing.
Even though they technically closed an hour ago, the folks at 900 degrees served me a post fireworks martini!
Yeah, because one totally has to do with the other.
Hey Joey Ramone! I feel exactly how you always wanted to!
DRINK MORE NORTHCOAST!
Because diesel punk was always way cooler than steam punk.
@nawojinator just picked this up. Just a reminder.
Some shit went down at the Wallstreet Tower this morning. #mht
You don't say!
First brush with gardening since high school.
@bittenby hardback and pretty.
Let's be honest though, how could anyone not want to pick up a book with this line on the back?
Another fine day for swimming! #mht
Child at McDonald's: "Mom, can I have some juice?" Mom: "Sure." Fills cup with this: #FilthyFuckingLiars
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