Dane Cook


When I tweet, I tweet to kill.

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It's official. Last night at 's Midsummer Nights Dream Party we agreed to do a buddy road movie together. We play virgins.

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I'm trending alongside fellow comedian Jerry Seinfeld. This is guaranteed the only time you will find us on the same bill.

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Perfect day pre 4th July BBQ. Thanks all that swung thru. Highlight singing No Excuses w/my friend

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Received hundreds of pix from around the globe. My fav right here. I call it HUNGRY PRESIDENT. Photoshop time?

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At 14 years old I was predicting a 2011 Bruins victory. Here's proof. FYI my sister Courtney was the ThumbsUp Killer.

Found my old diary. Fun facts - 1. I invented the Twitter format. 2. I had the exact same week recently.

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At Motley Crüe killing the Hollywood Bowl. Tommy Lee is upside down in this pic. Amazing night.

Here is a pic of Beast he has been missing for 1 hour.

Celebrating my graduation at Kowloon. Proof update.

Hanging with The Beast, aka Beastie Boy, aka Face, aka BumBum, aka Little Man, aka Brattitude, aka Sneaky Shit.

I had no idea the South Park guys took a shot at me in the "Funnybot" episode. I'm honored & insulted all at once. Finally!

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1st THANK U4 emails 2nite <unreal stories-cool pix-some dumb/weird> Tons of fans have SU-FI tats THIS is a 1st HA

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My beautiful mother Donna Jean. I would not have anything without her sacrifice & (sometimes tough) love. Todays your day mom. I miss you, love you very much.

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1 more. This ones like Where's Waldo but this is called Where's Jeff Ross? (hint: nudity)

Singing w/ at House of Blues. Their new album is gonna get you pregnant. #CNN

Wow. What timing. I'm actually in a Denver bar "eye-banging" a girl while on a very serious conference call.

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The Tao roofdeck will be open tomorrow night for my bday party. Also open-the entire desert surrounding us.

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Killer poster 4 my new flick #DETENTION premiering at #SXSW this weekend. The movies insane on so many levels.

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I had the original Bieber haircut w/a little Ben Franklin on the sides. I also worked at Gulf gas station part time so I had a few sheckles to buy a pretty gal some Razzles.

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Getting work done 24/7. Except for Presidents Day. That's when I allow myself to stop and take a photo.

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