Dan Schneider


I'm Dan Schneider, of Schneider's Bakery, maker of some TV shows and movies. Victorious, iCarly, Drake & Josh, Good Burger, etc.

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7:13am - I greet Miranda. Have a feeling she's not thrilled about me taking this pic:

7:11am - Nathan Kress greets me and reminds me that I owe him four dollars:

7:07am - I arrive at the soundstage to start filming a very special, VERY WEIRD episode:

6:47am - Decide to look over new script one more time (to make final tweaks) before 9am cast table read:

6:39am - Take photo of giant lemon next to Jason's head (and Jason is large-headed himself):

6:29am - I decide the time has come to pick this giant lemon off Lemmy. Here it is:

6:28am - I say goodbye to my favorite lemon tree (Lemmy). I tell him to have a fun day:

6:24am - Kissed Cupcake goodbye for the day. Gave her two blueberries:

6:14am - My pal Jason's here to pick me up and drive me to the studio:

6:11am - My special mouthwash dispenser (remember, I'm a Tennessee boy):

6:04am - My cat Jackson () watches me get ready to leave for the studio:

Pic! When I was a little kid, I never thought I'd be psyched to eat THIS:

Pic! Another pic from the most insane public dinner EVER:

Pic! The weird dinner continues;

Pic! The dinner continues. LOOK:

Pic! Another pic from this dinner:

Pic! And look who else is here!

Pic! Also having dinner with...

Pic! Having dinner with...

Whoa. Please view this pic I just took of the freakish lemon growing on a tree in my backyard: