I am a pervert with a drinking problem. I take cold showers every night.
I never have typos because I'm perfect.
The "inflatable breast look" has got to go. I actually prefer flapjacks to these ballons.
This is what I saw.
Your vagina is like this rose, only more confusing.
“Just airing my labia out, watching the game, no biggie”
This is the only religion I believe in. YUMMY
Let me outta here!!!
This girl is a dream. The things I would do to her.
Invisible swimming pool.
[rings triangle chime]
Dinner’s ready boys!!!!
If your job was a “Poop Technician” at the zoo, your day would look this.
Continue eating swine and I’ll continue avoiding type 2 diabetes.
How to cure writer’s block
Man’s guide to female anatomy.
When I come home from work this is the first thing I want to see.
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