@Padraig STOP EVERYTHING! Someone made it into a GAME! OMFG! Brilliant! #

MS still package little slips of paper with your license key for a mobile OS. "Do not throw this card away". How quaint

"I am your lord, your god. All iOS developers kneel before me" - @vinnycoyne, #CPWappys winner
just now.

Me, @ConorWinders and his award. Totally #notgay. Totally. #CPWappys #xcake

I'd say @ConorWinders does a lot of squats and lunges. High five to @Claire_Nolan! #qualityarse

Pre-appys soakage. #cpwappys

It's important to take precautions. I'm prepared for the appys now thanks to @ConorWinders!

Breaking news: Android phones are for girls. #fact

Breaking news: Android phones are for girls. #fact

What time is it? #rhetoricalquestion

Have to leave the house. Filling my coat pocket with these bad boys to take the edge off.

Crack cocaine. #addicted #cantstop

Enjoying a tasty @investni cupcake at #dws7. Thanks @TimTendo!

Enjoying a tasty @investni cupcake at #dws7. Thanks @TimTendo!

Not sure how to vote? See attached for the only correct way. I hear anything else results in summary execution.

Non-Irish folk, ever wonder what an Irish presidential election ballot looks like? Well wonder no more!

Non-Irish folk, ever wonder what an Irish constitutional referendum ballot looks like? Well wonder no more!

There's Aisling McCabe from RTÉ. Not suing anyone. Which is nice. #dws7 #xcake

You know your day is going shit when you find yourself looking at this.

My first iPod. Circa 2004. Still works perfectly incidentally. #JohnnyComeLately