First name Dallas, Last name Mat's Wife... My cat is my favorite person.
So this is happening. Please note the ziplock bags @jamessantino. #GoDucks
Speaking of awesome things @zombeeeeez has commissioned for me... (yes, that's Mat & I)
Someone should probably revoke my right to shop on Nike ID. (bet you 29 gumdrops I won't go missing in these puppies!)
Still making mature life decisions! Holler!
It's a good thing Mat wore my apron to bring me breakfast in bed this AM. (not allowed to tweet the real evidence)
@KLouelle @KatieFuhrman @jamessantino Cheers! #glassveryfull #notironic
@PRINCE_OF_NY Someone sent me this yesterday. (I don't have Verizon/people like to think I find this crap myself).
I definitely didn't write on this ball...
When life hands you life. (+ Deftones).
I'm reading: move to Cincy, don't lose my marbles midseason, & playoffs are going to be sweet. Yes?
@jmglion @TheThinGwynn Also, am I supposed to like this?
@GettinLoLo we're doomed.
In retrospect, everyone who thought I was behind this twitter account last year is dumber than I originally thought.
I'm so ashamed of myself.
Moving is going super awesome!
Got this iphone handset for Christmas... You'll likely see me using it in public places.
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