So this is happening. Please note the ziplock bags @jamessantino. #GoDucks

Speaking of awesome things @zombeeeeez has commissioned for me... (yes, that's Mat & I)

Someone should probably revoke my right to shop on Nike ID. (bet you 29 gumdrops I won't go missing in these puppies!)

Still making mature life decisions! Holler!

It's a good thing Mat wore my apron to bring me breakfast in bed this AM. (not allowed to tweet the real evidence)

@KLouelle @KatieFuhrman @jamessantino Cheers! #glassveryfull #notironic

@PRINCE_OF_NY Someone sent me this yesterday. (I don't have Verizon/people like to think I find this crap myself).

I definitely didn't write on this ball...

When life hands you life. (+ Deftones).

I'm reading: move to Cincy, don't lose my marbles midseason, & playoffs are going to be sweet. Yes?

@jmglion @TheThinGwynn Also, am I supposed to like this?

@GettinLoLo we're doomed.

In retrospect, everyone who thought I was behind this twitter account last year is dumber than I originally thought.

@GettinLoLo

Go #Ducks!

I'm so ashamed of myself.

Moving is going super awesome!

#gonnagetchya

Oh hayyyy.

Got this iphone handset for Christmas... You'll likely see me using it in public places.