Husband, father and writer with delusions of grandeur, perpetually on the verge of a nervous breakdown.
Man in Black:
My final tweet before the lightning strikes. Farewell.
In my defense: It is a fairly grand mountain view:
The Good News: Kicking it @ the Grand Mountain View Resort w/ @MommyScratches. The Bad News: Someone shrank it:
The Marketing Copywriter Who Gave Up:
Went to @NHLFlyers last nite & pretended to be hardcore fan. Truth: I'm a hardcore fan of free luxury-suite tix.
Is this *really* necessary? #mothernaturecangosuckit
And suddenly, my shitty day just got a *wee* bit better:
Arts & Crafts Tip For Bored Cubicle Dwellers: Banana Peel + Thumbtack = Big Fun! #imgoingbananas
@finslippy The actual mag. Happy scrapbooking!
Hello, Times Square. (Jesus, I love this city.)
Part of a school project my son is working on. Excuse me; I seem to have something in my eye. *sniff*
If the dude who wrote this fortune for my cookie is wrong, I'm gonna beat his ass:
@chookooloonks @looneytunes Glad to know I made you laugh. :) Happy Holidays! PS: Look what's on my nightstand:
@Chookooloonks: So I look over at the snacks I brought to work today, and I'm suddenly reminded of you:
Daughter: "Daddy, it's the lady from '1,251 Dalmations'!" #IDfail #mathfail
Doing shots at work ... because I know how to party:
Why does this exist?
@thebloggess Are your ears burning? We're all talking about you behind your back. #M3Summit
Let the games begin. #M3Summit
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