Posted up at a Baltimore Police and Fire Academy training session with Ray Lewis:

You can't get these out West: UTZ Crab chips... saucy!

Baltimore Ravens' facilities a.k.a. The Castle:

LOCATION: Charlotte airport // CRIME: Waiting in line for chicken 'n' biscuits at 6:25am

20 pages in and already I've got a good feeling about this one:

20 pages in and I've got a good feeling about this one:

Netflix is probably correct in assuming I like Pee-Wee's Big Adventure more than the average person.

This a.m. @HalfAsianKelly found a wicker basket under her car. WTF. Don't disrespect the wicker, folks:

Teaching @HalfAsianKelly how to post a photo (Kiedis & Kelly):

Lots of pain tonight and good times:

Late-night transfer before 2pm (yezzir):

The Costco Jacket Kelly Hates (Part 2, featuring Brinn):

The Costco Jacket Kelly Hates (Part 1):

21 people confirmed for dinner tonight plus a way-too-solid view:

Jesus was a Capricorn:

@emilyfields Mel & Droopy Swig

Danielle Steele lives 3 blocks up the hill from me. 550 million books'll buy you an entire Russian Hill block apparently.

Posted up with sleepy Lazer at the Grove on Fillmore:

THESE PEOPLE EXIST: