Cutting Onions

@CuttingOnions

I'm sympathetic and sometimes narcissistic, I have my highs and lows but mostly, I'll try to make you laugh if you're not an asshole.

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SHELTER NOW MOTHERFUCKERS. I hate when the phone panics.

look! How old is this thing? Lol

guess I envied your orange and got myself a pink one lol

guess I envied your orange and got myself a pink one lol

it's perfect for face close up portraits but not so much if I want to get a group shot lol

it is. Tyra's is another level. And I just googled pictures & is not as bad as the girl in chopped and!...

Eat *all* the ice cream!

That's why this ice cream doesn't taste very good...

My personal war against the hair brush lol

And I might fold the rest of my plastic bags too. If I have time lol

I have two wands, actually.

Now I have no excuses (except I rather not spend hours of my day doing this shit)...

Mother of dark circles under my fucking eyes! O.o #ilikepostingunnatractivepictuesofmyselfandIdgaf

oh yeah :( I'm glad you found some though :D I just had some low fat yogurt for snack, while at work, lol

Dripping sweat. Bless this view though...

that's pretty much me

Might have over done my bubbles today...

Getting ready for a picnic with the kids. Actually, I'm getting ready, the kids are reading :P

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